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I'm not lazy I'm just very efficiency-oriented. 
I'm not procrastinating I'm just planning my work schedule. 
When your experiment doesn't quite go as planned 
When you're in over your head 
Come on, work with me here! 
Academia: When your experiments don't go according to plan 
Come on, I'm begging you! 
When you need a little help from your friends 
Sheldon Cooper: When all else fails, shout it out 
Sheldon Cooper: When you need to get your point across 
When your experiments fail, it's time to get desperate! 
Sheldon Cooper: When you're in a hurry to get the results 
Sheldon Cooper: Desperate times call for desperate measures 
When you're out of ideas 
When your whiteboard equations don't add up 
When all else fails, pull out the marker 
Time to gesticulate and point wildly 
Sheldon Cooper: When your calculations don't work out 
Big Bang Theory: When science isn't enough 
Have mercy on me, I'm pleading! 
When your experiment needs a miracle 
When your experiment is going nowhere fast 
Jim Parsons: Plead, plead, plead! 
Physics 101: When your calculations are off 
Sheldon Cooper: When the sausage hands come out 
Sheldon Cooper: The kitchen whiteboard of desperation 
Big Bang Theory: When you just can't figure it out