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One does not simply walk into Mordor. 
I'm not a wizard I'm a what-if guy. 
All you have to do is follow the damn train CJ! 
When you're in too deep and there's no turning back 
Going on an adventure? Read the fine print first! 
When you receive a letter from a dark and dreary castle 
When the letter isn't what you expected 
This isn't what I bargained for! 
What did Grima Wormtongue sign me up for? 
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - An Adventure or a Nightmare? 
I should have known better than to trust Grima Wormtongue 
What was I thinking? 
Even adventures have their limits 
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - not for the faint of heart 
I should have seen this coming! 
When you realize the adventure may be too much 
All I wanted was an adventure - not this! 
When the adventure takes an unexpected turn 
So much for an adventure! 
WARNING: Adventures have consequences 
Signed, sealed, delivered - but not what I expected 
Is this really the adventure I signed up for? 
When you realize you've gotten in over your head 
When you realize there's no turning back 
When the adventure turns into a nightmare 
When fantasy turns into reality 
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - not what I expected 
When a good idea turns sour 
When the adventure takes a dark turn