Man Rips Paper In Half
A Man Sitting In Office Chair Rips His Paper In Half
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I'm not really sorry I'm just trying to get out of this awkward situation. 
I'm sorry for what I said when I was drunk I'm sorry you were sober enough to remember it. 
Not what I signed up for 
What did I get myself into? 
Looks like I'm in trouble again! 
Looks like I'm caught red-handed 
I'm not sure I'm ready for this 
Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark 
Time to face the music 
How did I get myself into this mess? 
Whoops! That didn't go as planned 
This isn't the paper I submitted! 
Paper ripping sounds of disappointment 
That moment when you realize you've been had 
When you realize your reaction paper isn't what you expected it to be 
My office just got a little less friendly 
Looks like I was wrong 
When your shady paper comes back to haunt you 
I should have seen this coming 
I thought I was smarter than this 
So much for being confident 
What have I done to deserve this? 
Uh oh, looks like I'm in trouble 
Here we go again 
No matter how confident you were, this happened 
That feeling when you get caught 
I guess I'm not as stern as I thought 
Welp, I guess I'm not as clever as I thought