
Ron Swanson Saws Book In Half
Ron Swanson In Show Parks And Rec Saws Thick Book In Half
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I'm sorry the old ____ can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh 
I'm not a psychopath I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research. 
Ron Swanson: Making the most of my tools 
When you're trying to get stuff done, but your tools keep getting in the way 
When you're trying to be productive, but your tools keep getting in the way 
Ron Swanson: Just another day in the office 
Ron Swanson: When the job calls for a saw 
Ron Swanson: Sawing with sarcasm 
Ron Swanson: Not your average office job 
When you're trying to be productive, but your tools have other plans 
Ron Swanson: The ideal workday 
Ron Swanson: I'm a master at multitasking 
It's not a typical office job when you have to bring a saw 
Ron Swanson: Sawing away the day 
Ron Swanson: I'm a master of multitasking 
Ron Swanson: Sawing in style 
Ron Swanson: Sawing through the day 
Ron Swanson: Sawing with a smile 
Ron Swanson: I'm a jack of all trades 
Ron Swanson: I'm a man of many talents 
When you're trying to be productive, but your tools have other ideas 
When you're trying to stay focused, but your tools decide to take over 
When you're trying to do your job, but your tools just won't cooperate 
When your work involves a saw... and apron 
When you least expect it, Parks and Rec will surprise you 
Ron Swanson: Don't mess with me and my tools