
Mom Faints At Breakfast
Mom In Movie Kickass Faints At Breakfast While Eating Cereal
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I'm not a cereal person. I'm not a kick-ass person. I'm not a morning person. I'm not a box person. When you thought your cereal box was an adventure, but all you got was a face full of breakfast When you thought your cereal box was a movie, but it was just a bowl of peanut butter When you thought you'd be a superhero, but all you got was a kitchen decor When you thought you could fly, but all you got was a bowl of cereal Waking up to realize your cereal box isn't an adventure When you thought you'd be a superhero, but all you got was a blouse When you thought you'd be saving the world, but all you got was a bowl of cereal When you thought your cereal box would give you a superhero power, but all you got was a movie When your cereal box promised an adventure, but all you got was fatigue When you thought the cereal box was a movie, but it was only full of breakfast When you thought you'd be Dave Lizewski, but all you got was a bowl of cereal When you thought you were getting an action-packed adventure, but it's just a movie When your cereal box promises an adventure, but you get a movie instead When you thought you'd be fighting villains, but all you got was breakfast When you thought you'd be a superhero, but all you got was a spoon When you thought your cereal box was a fantasy, but it was just a comedy When you thought you'd be saving the day, but all you got was a bowl of cereal When you thought you'd have a fantasy adventure, but all you got was a bowl of cereal When you open a cereal box expecting a superhero, but all you get is Mrs. Lizewski When you thought you were getting a superhero, but it was just a bowl of cereal When the Kick-Ass movie turns out to be just a cereal box When you thought the cereal box would give you superpowers, but all you got was tiredness When you thought you'd be Aaron Taylor Johnson, but all you got was a bowl of cereal When you thought you bought an adventure and all you got was a cereal box When you thought you'd be Elizabeth McGovern, but all you got was a bowl of cereal When you thought you'd be Kick-Ass, but it was just a cereal box When you thought you'd be Kick-Ass, but all you got was a bowl of cereal