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I'm not a scientist but I'm pretty sure this is how it works. 
I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens. 
Time to face the future 
Have you seen my wide screen? 
What have I gotten myself into? 
I'm starting to regret my choices 
Look ma, I'm a wide screen! 
Looks like I'm in trouble again 
Say goodbye to your old tiny screen 
The wide screen revolution is here 
Welcome to the world of computers 
This isn't what I expected 
Focused, funny, and awestruck all at once 
Let's get this show on the road 
Do I really need a bigger screen? 
When you realize you're in way over your head 
Wide screen who? 
Wide screen problems? 
That's why they call it a wide screen 
What did I sign up for? 
Heads up, there's a wide screen in town 
Is this really happening? 
Here we go again... 
Look at me now! 
I'm not sure I'm ready for this! 
Click, drag, and stare 
I should have read the manual first! 
Never underestimate the power of a wide screen