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I'm not reading that garbage. 
I'm too busy for this nonsense. 
I'm not wasting my time with that. 
I'm not interested in your stupid news. 
Who says you can't have fun with the news? 
When the news is too good to be true 
The Addams Family reads the news with excitement 
When the news is so good you can't help but tap your feet 
Reading the news has never been so much fun 
The Addams Family knows how to make the news fun 
Who needs coffee when the news is this good? 
When the news is so good it puts a smile on your face 
Even pale-faced Addams love a good newspaper 
Breakfast just got a lot more exciting! 
When you find out something so exciting it makes you want to move 
Reading the news has never been so entertaining 
The Addams Family, keeping up with the news since…forever 
So much news, so little time 
Who says reading the news has to be boring? 
So much news and so little time 
When you find out something so exciting it makes you jump out of your seat 
News just got a lot more interesting 
When the news is so good it makes you want to dance 
Keep up with the news, Addams Family style! 
When the news is so good you can't contain your joy 
What's the news today? The Addams Family, of course! 
Reading the news has never been more entertaining 
When the news is so exciting you can't stay still 
Keeping up with the news just got fun 
Breaking news: The Addams Family is in the house!