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When you can't even make a decent sculpture 
What were you thinking, Squidward? 
What a disaster! 
Let's just say it's a work in progress... 
Don't quit your day job, Squidward! 
Marble isn't as easy to work with as you thought 
Squidward's first attempt at sculpting 
Squidward's very first sculpture 
When your sculptures don't turn out as expected 
Don't underestimate the power of marble! 
When you realize you have no artistic talent 
When you realize being a sculptor isn't as easy as it looks 
The struggles of a beginner sculptor 
Sculpting is harder than Squidward thought 
Who knew sculpting would be so challenging? 
You can't just hammer away at anything! 
When you realize art isn't for everyone 
When you're just not cut out for the job 
When you find out sculpting is harder than you thought 
Not quite a masterpiece 
Who knew marble could be so hard to work with? 
When your art project doesn't go as planned 
I think Squidward needs more practice 
Looks like Squidward's not a master sculptor after all 
I think Squidward should stick to his day job 
Who knew sculpting could be so tricky?