Man in Office Shreds Paper
A Man in An Office Puts Paper Into a Shredder Slowly
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When Myles Garrett takes it too far 
Myles Garrett: You thought necktie shredding was cool? Just wait until you see this! 
Myles Garrett: Shredding papers with my glasses? Challenge accepted! 
Myles Garrett: Time to take this paper shredding business to the next level 
When Myles Garrett Meets Dwight Schrute 
When Dwight Schrute learns what Myles Garrett is capable of 
Myles Garrett: Paper shredding is much better than necktie shredding 
When shredding paper is just not enough 
When Myles Garrett shows Dwight Schrute how to shred paper 
Myles Garrett: Get ready for some serious shredding 
When Dwight Schrute learns that shredding paper can be fun 
When Myles Garrett decides to tackle paper shredding 
Myles Garrett: I'm taking sports parody to a whole new level 
Myles Garrett: Time to show Dwight Schrute how it's done 
Myles Garrett: Shredding papers? No problem 
When Dwight Schrute gets a lesson in sports parody 
Myles Garrett: I'm bringing sports parody to a whole new level! 
Myles Garrett: Let's see if I can shred this paper faster than Dwight Schrute 
When Dwight Schrute finds out what Myles Garrett has been up to 
Don't mess with Myles Garrett 
Myles Garrett: Printing this paper was a mistake 
When Dwight Schrute meets Myles Garrett 
Myles Garrett: I got this! 
Myles Garrett: Shredding papers is much more satisfying than shredding neckties 
When Myles Garrett takes sports parody to a whole new level