Man Points At Banner in Office
A Man in Movie Office Space Points At a Large Banner for All Employees To See
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I'm not going to do anything today! 
I'm pretty sure there's a bug in the printer. 
I'm going to set my TPS reports to 'self-destruct.' 
The struggle is real 
I've got a job to do 
Just another day at the office 
When you realize you should have stayed in school 
When your boss always seems one step ahead 
Hey you, yeah you, I'm talking to you 
When the boss has all the answers 
When you realize your dreams of being a corporate moguls are over 
When you know you're not the boss 
Who knew work could be so hard? 
When you're feeling confident but the boss isn't 
When the boss asks you to do the impossible 
When the boss is always right 
Time to show 'em who's boss 
When your boss is always speaking but never listening 
It's time to get down to business 
When the boss has all the power 
When the boss decides it's time for a meeting 
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade 
When you want to say no but you can't 
When you realize you're just a number 
When you know you've got to be strong 
Employees: 1, Bill Lumbergh: 0 
Necktie, glasses and suspenders? Check 
When your boss makes you an offer you can't refuse 
When the office space becomes a battleground