
Sanke Profile from Metal Gear Solid
Screen from Metal Gear Solid That Shows Snake's Personal Profile
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I'm sorry I don't speak Metal Gear. 
I'm not a fan of video games but this one is pretty cool. 
Retrogaming isn't always as fun as it looks 
When the pressure is on and you don't know what to do 
Solid Snake: I think I'm in trouble 
Solid Snake: I'm not sure I can handle this 
When you have to talk your way out of a sticky situation 
Solid Snake: I think I'm in over my head 
Hey, I didn't sign up for this! 
Radio silence isn't always a good sign 
Solid Snake: Where do I go from here? 
When you realize this isn't the game you signed up for 
When the stakes are higher than you expected 
Stressed and anxious? Hey, me too! 
When you realize the stakes are much higher than expected 
When your mission is more complicated than you thought 
Military action is no laughing matter 
Code red: Operation is compromised 
Solid Snake: This isn't what I signed up for 
Solid Snake: Is this really happening? 
When your mission is just too much 
When the mission is too much for one person 
Solid Snake: What have I gotten myself into? 
When your mission goes off the rails 
Espionage isn't as easy as it looks 
Solid Snake: I need some help here 
Communication breakdown 
Solid Snake: Time to put on my game face