
Matthew McConaughey Looks At Phone Funny
Matthew McConaughey in True Detective Looks at his Phone While Smoking Cigarette
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Smoking is my way of saying 'screw you' to the establishment. 
I'm not going to stop smoking just because the government tells me to. 
What have I gotten myself into? 
Say it ain't so! 
Time to face the music! 
Drama and crime - my life motto 
Looks like I'm in trouble again! 
I'm starting to regret my choices! 
This isn't what I expected! 
Oh no, not again! 
How did I get myself into this mess? 
Just another day in the life of a detective 
Rust Cohle: On the case 
When you realize you're in way over your head 
When you realize your life is in danger 
When you realize your phone has been hacked 
Not what I signed up for! 
I should have seen this coming! 
When you realize you've bitten off more than you can chew 
Don't worry, I got this! 
Here we go again.. 
Matthew McConaughey: Astounded, Shocked and Smoking 
Time to light up and get to work! 
Is this really happening? 
I'm not sure I'm ready for this! 
What have I done to deserve this? 
When you've got a mystery to solve, there's no time to waste! 
Lights, smoking, phone.. all I need to get the job done 
It seemed like a good idea at the time!