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I'm not screaming I'm just really excited! 
I'm not yelling I'm just really passionate! 
I'm not crazy I'm just really passionate! 
When you realize your date is a complete disaster 
Will Smith: Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse 
When your date turns into a horror movie 
Hitch: I think this date is going downhill fast 
Hitch: Here we go again… 
Hitch: I'm not sure I'm ready for this 
Hitch: How did I get myself into this mess? 
When you realize your date is running away 
Hitch's face says it all 
Hitch: Time to face the music 
Hitch: What have I done to deserve this? 
Hitch: I'm starting to regret my choices 
Hitch: When love goes wrong 
Hitch: I should have seen this coming! 
Hitch: Say it ain't so! 
When you find out your romantic comedy is just a drama 
Hitch: What did I do to deserve this? 
Hitch: When you find out romance isn't what it's cracked up to be 
Hitch: Just another day in the life of a rom-com 
Hitch: This isn't what I expected 
Hitch: Oh no, not again! 
Hitch: What did I get myself into?! 
When love turns into a nightmare 
Hitch: Is this really happening? 
Hitch: Looks like I'm in trouble again 
Hitch: Here we go again