Hitch's swollen face
Alex "Hitch" Hitchens
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I'm not screaming I'm just really excited!
I'm not yelling I'm just really passionate!
I'm not crazy I'm just really passionate!
When you realize your date is a complete disaster
Will Smith: Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse
When your date turns into a horror movie
Hitch: I think this date is going downhill fast
Hitch: Here we go again…
Hitch: I'm not sure I'm ready for this
Hitch: How did I get myself into this mess?
When you realize your date is running away
Hitch's face says it all
Hitch: Time to face the music
Hitch: What have I done to deserve this?
Hitch: I'm starting to regret my choices
Hitch: When love goes wrong
Hitch: I should have seen this coming!
Hitch: Say it ain't so!
When you find out your romantic comedy is just a drama
Hitch: What did I do to deserve this?
Hitch: When you find out romance isn't what it's cracked up to be
Hitch: Just another day in the life of a rom-com
Hitch: This isn't what I expected
Hitch: Oh no, not again!
Hitch: What did I get myself into?!
When love turns into a nightmare
Hitch: Is this really happening?
Hitch: Looks like I'm in trouble again
Hitch: Here we go again