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I'm the worst bar movie ever! 
I'm not a bar movie I'm a classic! 
I'm the best bar movie ever! 
What have I gotten myself into? 
What did I get myself into? 
When you watch a movie that's too dark for comfort 
Looks like I'm in trouble again 
Time to face the music! 
Eyeglasses, suit jackets, and blazers - the perfect combo for a crime drama 
Looks like I'm in trouble again! 
Hahaha! Who knew a spy drama could be so funny? 
All I wanted was some popcorn! 
I should have known better 
I'm not sure I'm ready for this 
What did I get myself into?! 
Spy drama? More like spy disaster! 
Oh no, not again! 
How did I get myself into this mess? 
Who knew spying could be so funny? 
What could go wrong...oh wait 
So much for a quiet night out 
That's why they call it Burn After Reading 
When other people are watching a movie and you're just sitting there, mad 
Oh, Burn After Reading 
So this is what they call dark comedy 
Alan and Linda Litzkie: the ultimate crime duo 
When you realize you've been scammed 
Not what I signed up for! 
I should have seen this coming! 
When you think you're being sneaky, but everyone knows what you're up to 
Who knew spying could be so entertaining? 
Just another night at the movies 
When your night at the movies takes a wrong turn 
So much for a night of relaxation 
Nothing like a good laugh at the movies 
When the movie isn't quite what you expected 
Frances McDormand: the ultimate movie snack 
Is this really happening? 
Here we go again... 
Hahaha... Mad. Happy. Hahaha. Mad. 
When all you wanted was a snack and a movie 
It seemed like a good idea at the time... 
When you thought you were going to watch a comedy, but it turned out to be a crime drama 
When you find out a movie you thought was going to be funny isn't 
I guess this is what happens when you trust spies 
What have I done to deserve this? 
Michael Countryman: the ultimate spy 
Not the movie night I was expecting! 
When you're the only one laughing in the cinema 
When you realize maybe a bar movie wasn't such a great idea 
When you realize you shouldn't have trusted the spies