Need inspiration? Use one of these suggestions:
I'm sorry Karen I can't go to your cookout. I have the coronavirus. 
Is this really happening?' 
Time to face the music!' 
What did I get myself into?!' 
I should have seen this coming!' 
When your dreams of being a comedian become a nightmare 
That's why they call it comedy, folks!' 
Comedy skits may be fun, but they sure can backfire!' 
This isn't what I expected!' 
Oh no, not again!' 
When you realize you've been scammed 
What have I done?!' 
Not what I signed up for! 
What have I done to deserve this?' 
Looks like I'm in trouble again!' 
Just another day in the life of a comedian 
Sweating? Scared? Nervous? Panicking? Me too!' 
I'm starting to regret my choices!' 
When you realize you've been laughing at the wrong jokes your whole life 
Here we go again... 
Here we go again!' 
It seemed like a good idea at the time!' 
Say it ain't so!' 
I'm not sure I'm ready for this!' 
When you find out your favorite comedy skit was never funny 
How did I get myself into this mess?'