Guys Pull Back Red Curtains
Two Guys Pull Back Red Curtain To Reveal Surface
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I'm not a curtain person. 
Curtains are so overrated. 
I'm not sure what to do with curtains. 
When you think you're about to watch a kung fu movie, but it's a comedy 
Say it ain't so! 
When you realize the martial arts costume is actually a curtain 
I guess I should have read the sign board 
Ready for a kung fu showdown, but it's a comedy 
That's why they call it a comedy! 
Oh Shaolin do Sertão, what did I get myself into?! 
Aluizio Li Piolho had no idea what was coming 
Looks like I'm in trouble again! 
Here we go again... 
I'm not sure I'm ready for this! 
When you realize it's not a real kung fu film 
Edmilson Filho thought he was getting a kung fu movie 
Oh no, not a comedy! 
Time to face the music! 
When you find out the martial arts costume is just a curtain 
When you realize you've been scammed 
When your kung fu dreams go up in smoke 
What have I done to deserve this?! 
Is this really happening? 
How did I get myself into this mess? 
I'm starting to regret my choices! 
Just another day in the life of Igor Jansen 
I should have seen this coming! 
This isn't the movie I was expecting! 
I thought this was gonna be a martial arts movie...