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I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday. 
I'm not going to do anything... I'm just gonna sit here. 
Is this really happening?' 
Time to face the music!' 
When your boss catches you slacking off 
When you realize you've been stuck in the same job for too long 
I should have seen this coming!' 
Just another day in the office 
What did I get myself into?! 
This isn't what I expected!' 
Oh no, not again!' 
What have I done?!' 
Not what I signed up for! 
What have I done to deserve this?' 
Looks like I'm in trouble again!' 
Office life may be boring, but it can still surprise you! 
Here we go again...with the same old story 
That's why they call it office life!' 
I'm starting to regret my choices!' 
Here we go again!' 
Office Space: The Musical 
It seemed like a good idea at the time!' 
When you realize your dreams of success are just an illusion 
Say it ain't so!' 
I'm not sure I'm ready for this!' 
How did I get myself into this mess?'