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Sorry I only read the first page.
I'm too lazy to read all of that.
I'm not reading that.
When all the pages start to look the same
When you don't understand why you can't remember
The never-ending flip of pages
When you just can't seem to get any further
When you don't know if you've missed something
I think I'm stuck in a loop
When you can't remember how far you've read
When you've been flipping pages for too long
When you keep turning the same page over and over
What did I just read?
When you forget what page you are on
I'm totally lost in this book
When you don't know if you're going forward or backward
I can't tell if I'm repeating myself or not
I'm never going to finish if I keep flipping pages!
This book is driving me crazy!
When you just can't seem to make any progress
I'm so confused by all the flipping
When you're not sure if you've read the same page twice
Is this really the same page?
When you don't know if you can trust yourself
I can't tell what's real and what's not
Is this the same page as before?
This page looks familiar..
How many times do I have to read this?
I can't tell if I'm getting anywhere