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Sorry I only read the first page. 
I'm too lazy to read all of that. 
I'm not reading that. 
When all the pages start to look the same 
When you don't understand why you can't remember 
The never-ending flip of pages 
When you just can't seem to get any further 
When you don't know if you've missed something 
I think I'm stuck in a loop 
When you can't remember how far you've read 
When you've been flipping pages for too long 
When you keep turning the same page over and over 
What did I just read? 
When you forget what page you are on 
I'm totally lost in this book 
When you don't know if you're going forward or backward 
I can't tell if I'm repeating myself or not 
I'm never going to finish if I keep flipping pages! 
This book is driving me crazy! 
When you just can't seem to make any progress 
I'm so confused by all the flipping 
When you're not sure if you've read the same page twice 
Is this really the same page? 
When you don't know if you can trust yourself 
I can't tell what's real and what's not 
Is this the same page as before? 
This page looks familiar.. 
How many times do I have to read this? 
I can't tell if I'm getting anywhere