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I'm not even mad that's amazing! 
I'm so mad I could just cry! 
I'm so mad I could just scream! 
John Malkovich: master of disguise not 
Osbourne Cox: How did I get myself into this mess? 
When your best laid plans go up in smoke 
Not the outcome I expected 
Stressed? Mad? Oh, stressed mad. 
This isn't going to end well 
I'm starting to regret my choices 
Say it ain't so! 
Looks like I'm in trouble again 
When you find out your secrets were discovered 
Just another day in the life of a spy 
Time to face the music! 
Here we go again! 
Bow ties aren't always cool 
When things don't go as planned 
Looks like I'm in trouble again! 
I'm staring in to the face of disaster! 
Oh stressed mad 
I should have known better 
When your secrets come back to haunt you 
When you realize your cover is blown 
This isn't what I expected! 
When you realize you should have kept your secrets to yourself 
What did I get myself into?! 
Time to face the music 
The moment you realize you've been caught 
Oh no, not again! 
How did I get myself into this mess? 
When your mission is doomed before it's even begun 
When your plans backfire and you don't know what to do 
Not what I signed up for! 
I should have seen this coming! 
When your secrets are exposed 
This isn't what I had in mind 
When your secret mission turns into a comedy of errors 
Osbourne Cox: not the brightest spy 
What have I done?! 
Burning after reading: not just a movie 
When you realize your secrets are now public 
Is this really happening? 
Here we go again... 
Burn After Reading: When espionage goes wrong 
I'm not sure I'm ready for this! 
When your mission goes off the rails 
Here we go again 
It seemed like a good idea at the time