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I'm not even supposed to be here today! 
I'm sorry I didn't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. 
When you wake up and realize you're still in a movie 
Morning time is make or break time 
The morning hustle and bustle starts now 
I'm starting to regret my choices 
Let's make some news! 
Nothing says cozy like a cigarette and a blue mug 
Eager? Pleased? Elated? Happy? Me too! 
I'm ready to face the day! 
Life's an adventure, especially in the newsroom 
I'm not sure I'm ready for this 
Looks like I'm ready for my close-up 
What did I get myself into?! 
Time to face the music 
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 
How did I get myself into this mess? 
Hey, it's Will Ferrell in a bed 
Just another morning in the life of Ron Burgundy 
Ready to take on the world 
All the fun of a moustache, none of the commitment 
When you find out your late night movie is actually a satire 
When you want a coffee, but all you have is a blue mug 
Guess who's back in business? 
Rise and shine! Another day, another headline 
When you realize you're not as cool as you thought 
Good morning, San Diego! 
Veronica Corningstone: I'm not sure I'm ready for this 
Not what I signed up for! 
Hey! What's up?! 
Anything can happen when you're an anchor 
When you realize the news is your world 
That's why they call it satire, kids! 
That's how we do it in the newsroom 
Good morning, San Diego... let's make it a great day! 
I should have seen this coming 
Coffee? Cigarette? Hey, why not both?! 
Wake up and smell the coffee! 
Say it ain't so 
When you don't want to get out of bed 
Is this really happening? 
When you take the comedy too far 
Nothing like a good night's sleep in an Anchorman mug 
Hey, I'm Ron Burgundy. Did you expect anything else? 
What have I done to deserve this? 
Here we go again 
Mornings were made for moustaches and coffee 
I'm ready for my big break! 
Wakey wakey! Time to hit the newsroom 
When you make a fashion statement in your nightgown 
When you're an anchor, nothing compares to the feeling 
When you realize your bedroom furniture isn't from IKEA 
When you know you look good in the morning 
It seemed like a good idea at the time 
Just another day in the life of Ron Burgundy