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I'm sorry I didn't mean to! 
I'm not even supposed to be here today! 
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry! 
Ahhh, the struggles of being a legend 
Brian Fantana: Crying isn't always the answer 
What did I get myself into? 
Dispair, sadness, and frustration, all rolled into one 
Time to face the music! 
When the script doesn't go as planned 
Ron Burgundy: When life throws you a curveball 
Looks like I'm in trouble again! 
Not the reaction we were expecting 
When you've got nowhere else to turn 
This isn't what I expected! 
When you realize you've been living a lie 
When the satire just isn't funny anymore 
Oh no, not again! 
When your movie plan backfires 
Ahhh no! 
How did I get myself into this mess? 
When the plan backfires and you have to face the music 
When the world isn't going your way 
When you can't take it anymore 
Brian Fantana's dismay when things don't go his way 
I should have seen this coming! 
When you realize the news isn't always good 
Paul Rudd's tears of frustration 
When the moustache doesn't make it look better 
When you realize life isn't a comedy 
When the trees don't line up 
When the laughter turns to sobs 
That's why they call it satire, kids! 
When you realize there's no escape 
When the plan fails and the tears start to flow 
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, the story of a man in denial 
When the tears just won't stop flowing 
Paul Rudd's attempt to cheer up Ron Burgundy 
I guess this isn't what I signed up for 
When you've got no one to blame but yourself 
Will Ferrell's Iconic Crying Scene - Turtleneck and all! 
Is this really happening? 
No, not again! 
Here we go again... 
When the world comes crashing down around you 
I'm really not sure what to do now 
When your comedy plan goes awry 
What have I done to deserve this? 
When the comedy turns to tragedy 
When you've got no place left to turn 
When you realize your dreams aren't as perfect as you thought 
Will Ferrell in full Anchorman mode 
When you're left with nothing but despair 
When the blazer doesn't fit the part 
When the news isn't what you wanted to hear 
When the world doesn't cooperate with your plans 
Ron Burgundy's epic breakdown 
When the phone booth just won't cooperate