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I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens. 
What kind of madness is this? 
Just another day in the life of a movie buff 
Say it ain't so! 
Looks like I'm in trouble again 
Time to face the music! 
Here we go again! 
Mad? Anxious? Me too! 
I'm starting to regret my choices! 
Looks like I'm in for another wild ride! 
Pointing won't help when you don't know where you are going! 
What did I get myself into?! 
Oh no, not again! 
How did I get myself into this mess? 
Let the pointing begin! 
That's why they call it a comedy, folks! 
I should have seen this coming! 
Not what I signed up for! 
When you realize your collared shirt isn't fancy enough 
Adventure awaits behind every wooden door! 
Is this really happening? 
That moment when you realize you should have gone left 
I'm not sure I'm ready for this! 
When you realize you've made a wrong turn 
When you find out your mustache is too small for the part 
Really? Again? 
When you realize you had the wrong door all along 
What have I gotten myself into?!